THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME
#ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN THIS WORLD EVER #WHEN I DIE AND I GO TO THE GATES OF HEAVEN (lol yeah right like I’D be let into heaven but shh ignore that for the sake of these tags) #GOD IS GOING TO TURN TO ME AND BE LIKE ”OH SWEET CHILD O’ MINE. OUT OF ALL THE SPLENDORS THAT THIS EARTH THAT I CREATED FOR YOU OFFERED #WHICH ONE WAS YOUR FAVOURITE? WAS IT THE ALASKAN MOUNTAIN RANGES OR MAYBE THE FORESTS OF THE AMAZON? #WAS IT THE BEAUTIFUL DESERT OF THE SAHARA OR THE BRIGHT BLUENESS OF THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA? #PLEASE TELL ME CHILD. I NEED TO KNOW. FOR SCIENCE.” #i’m just going to turn to god and say #”well god i’m going to give it to you straight. all of that stuff was super awesome #but nothing beat out that video of that lady getting way too excited about her sponges and wiggles. ONE NIGHT SHE DIDN’T EVEN SLEEP.” #and god is going to nod his head knowingly and go ”good choice my daughter. i was hoping you’d say that.” #AND THEN WE’D GO WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO AGAIN BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT FOR HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN WATCH THIS VIDEO #the end. (x)
Can I just scream somewhere that on Monday, one of my four credit cards (that I’ve had forever and ever) will be PAID OFF COMPLETELY??
Thank you, promotion from last year and tax refund. That’s 12% of my credit card debt GONE, and the next one will easily be paid off next month.
Corgi Goro in leaves. Please watch video. The ads help pay for his recently needed operation that may save his life.
My new favorite t-shirt, “Time Fiction” by zerobriant. It stopped a clerk dead in her sales pitch. ”Wow. I saw you from afar but I thought it was just a Pulp Fiction shirt. Wow.”
Why can’t I do a lick of anything productive?!
TAMMY BALDWIN, the Senator-Elect from Wisconsin, will become the first openly gay person ever elected to Senate. MAZIE HIRONO, the Senator-Elect from Hawaii, will become the first Asian-American woman in Senate. TAMMY DUCKWORTH, the Representative-Elect for Illinois, will become the first disabled female veteran elected to the House of Reps. (she lost both her legs in the Iraq War).
Tonight is one for the history books.
Also, Tammy Duckworth? First Thai-American in Senate.
I am The Architect, on my 7th regeneration, and I wear a sweater
Click for the best DoctorWho tumblr ever.
I am The Mental Creator (I invented the job), on my 9th regeneration, travelling with my best friend, and I wear classy boots.
I am the Planner, on my sixth generation, Doc Martens are cool, my closest lady friend travels with me, and and wherever we go, you hear